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guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy)

itsfunnierin221b:

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

a poem by will graham

(Source: nosdrinker)

mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

jacksonrodstewart:

the 3st is real
humorstop:

sick body kits

dutchster:

meatbicyclevevo:

urtube:

I hope all of you end up living in houses similar to the ones you built for your sims to live in

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thanks

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perfect

Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • kik
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want

(Source: deanovak)

clisneyprincess:

see that girl you just called a bitch? she didn’t hear you say it louder

(Source: prlncest)